Festive Greetings,
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our
best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress,
non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday,
practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of
your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the
religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not
to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
In addition, please also accept our best wishes for a
fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated
recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2011, but not
without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions
to society have helped make this country great (not to imply that this country
is necessarily greater than any other country or area of choice), and without
regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or
sexual orientation of the wishers.
This wish is limited to the customary and usual good tidings
for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday
greeting, whichever comes first. 'Holiday' is not intended to, nor shall it be
considered, limited to the usual Judeo-Christian celebrations or observances,
or to such activities of any organized or ad hoc religious community, group,
individual or belief (or lack thereof).
Note: By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these
terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal, and is
revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher at any time, for any reason or
for no reason at all. This greeting is freely transferable with no alteration
to the original greeting. This greeting implies no promise by the wisher
actually to implement any of the wishes for the wisher her/himself or others,
or responsibility for the consequences which may arise from the implementation
or non-implementation of it.
This greeting is void where prohibited by law.
Source: not known.
